Akpos Again:::

One Sunday morning, a pastor noticed that akpos was staring seriously at a large plaque that was hanging on the shelf of his church.



That time akpos was seven years old and had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood beside him. Gazing up at the plaque too, he said quietly, "Good morning son.""Good morning pastor" he replied, not taking his eyes off the plaque. "Sir, na wetin be dis?" Akpos asked.



"Well son, these are all the people who have died in the service," replied the pastor.



Akpos paused then he said again::"Which one sir, the 8:30 abi the 10:30 service?"

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Joke Of the Week "Mr Akpors"

Mr Akpors - a bank manager in Warri got confused
with his calculations, so he asked his secretary - Mrs
Ekaitte to help out,
"Mrs Ekaitte, I have N200,000,000. What will you
take off to get 25%?"
(Mrs Ekaitte gasped for breath in surprise)
Then replied,
"Sir, honestly, I will take off my blouse, my skirt,
my bra even my pants!!"
Mr Akpors collapsed in coma!

JOKE OF THE DAY - NAIJA4LIFE

D new way to cross the roads in nigeria. Pls look left and look right for cars, look up for planes, and look down for bombs, then u are good to go. And pls don't forget to look back for kidnappers... #lol