Minggu, 05 Agustus 2012

Ever Wondered Why Some Strange things Happen?

If you did... Well, read and keep wondering.



-- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?



-- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?



-- Why don't you ever see the headline "Predictionist Wins Lottery"?



-- Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?



-- Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?



-- Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?



-- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid- made with real lemons?



-- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? (Is he broke)



-- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?



-- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



-- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?



-- Why didn't Noah forget those two mosquitoes?



-- Why do they sterilise the needle for lethal injections?



-- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why- don't they make the whole plane out of that?



-- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



-- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



-- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress



?-- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal

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